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Real-Life ‘Zombie’ Attack Thought to Be Result of New LSD


A zombie-like cannibalism attack took place over the weekend when a bicyclist happened upon a naked man eating the face off of another naked man on a Miami highway ramp.

Zombie Attacker eats face of naked man in Miami.

According to Miami’s, Larry Vega was coming off the MacArthur Causeway on his bicycle when he happened upon the

two men. The man assaulting the other ignored Vega’s screams, so Vega flagged down a Miami police officer.

“And the guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!’ You know it’s like the guy just kept eating the other guy away like ripping his skin,” Vega told WSVN.

When the attacker ignored police, the officer fired several times, finally killing the man.

The victim, who is presumed homeless, was taken to the hospital with injuries described as “75% of his face missing.”

The attacker is thought to be on a new form of LSD.

“What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs. What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive,” Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police reported.

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1 Comment

  1. Devils Breath

    May 31, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    I wonder if the Columbian drug “Devils Breath” could cause someone to do this. It makes people open to any suggestion, I wonder if given to someone and suggested “you’re a zombie” it would cause this reaction.

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