You know those times when you’re at the store at the end of a long day, exhausted, and just trying to make it through without crying or cutting someone?
That’s where I was last night.
I was ambling mindlessly trying to stay awake and ensure that I didn’t forget anything on the list when I heard the innocent voice of my six year old daughter say, “Look, mommy! Poop Play Doh!”
As someone who is both a master of poop and Play Doh (her, not me), I just assumed that what she was saying was correct even though my brain was screaming:
That’s when I turned and saw this:
Apparently, Poo Dough is a Play-Doh-like substance for people who like to play with poo. (For real y’all, it says it right there on the package.) And, there’s a yummy mix of different brown toned swirls you can make for a realistic replication of “I had too much to drink last night and had a street vendor dog with ballpark cheese at 3 a.m.”
However, that’s not the best part. (Seriously. I know.)
Sure there’s the turd-like mold and the creative kaka coloring, but please take a closer look at the packaging. That’s right boys and girls, you can make corn and peanut shapes … because a swirl of two different brown doughs shaped into fecal matter just wouldn’t be fun enough.
This new addition to the Christmas pre-season showing is completely WTH disgusting, which only means one thing: it will definitely be on my daughter’s Christmas list. (I said no to Doggie Doo two years ago and I still haven’t heard the end of it.) (See what I did right there? END of it?)
If you need more poo products for your own poo party, check these out. I mean, it is your party. You can poo if you want to.