Category: Humor
School Fundraiser Freakout
For parents, there is nothing worse than when your little angel takes her backpack and pulls out a school fundraising catalog. “Take this to work,” said Qiqi, my 10-year-old who then hops on the computer. The fundraising catalog is the clown car of fundraising. Kmart is on the ropes, newspaper ads are withering on the [...]
‘LOSER’ Is A 6-Point Word
I am someone who watches a possibly criminal amount of competitive reality television – Survivor, The Amazing Race, Top Chef, Project Runway, The Voice and The Sing-Off are all on my DVR season pass list, and I am always on the lookout for other competition shows that look intriguing, because apparently raising a hyperactive four-year-old [...]
Global Snorming | Panicking Over Snow that Never Comes
So it’s early January. In my home state, typically the temps would be in the 20-30s and we would have at least an inch or two of snow. But this year, it’s been unseasonably warm here in the Midwest. Shoot, it was in the mid-50s a few days ago. I think I even saw some [...]
What If Kid Show Characters Were Real?
I may be watching too many kid shows. Disney, Sesame Street, and many other children’s channels and shows have changed our lives forever–well, at least mine. I mean, do you ever think about those shows and how they REALLY affect our lives? I mean, what if we believed that those shows were real? I’ll be honest, every time the [...]
Passing on Pets
The girls have been on me a lot lately about getting a family pet. Although the thought of having Fido or Ninja C. Kitty (see WritRams for more detail) traipsing through my house sounds like a wonderful idea, I just can’t bring myself to get the girls a new house pet. Now, we did, in fact, have [...]
















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