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How To Tell If Your Child is Possessed

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Every parent at some time or another has wondered,

“Is my child possessed by the devil or some other evil spirit?”

Those times when your normally well-behaved son or daughter does something that reminds you of scenes from The Exorcist. When did your sweet little baby decide to start biting her big brother for no good reason and then moves on to pushing, stealing toys and screaming at the top of her lungs when you put her down in front of her toys, what else are you supposed to think? Obviously some evil spirit has temporarily inhabited your child and is causing them to behave in otherwise unfathomable ways.

Demon possession provides the most reasonable explanation for the untimely tantrums in the grocery store line. You’ve managed to keep them relatively under control for most of your shopping trip. Then you get into line to pay for your food and BAM! Instant meltdown. What else could it be if not tiny invisible evil spirits hanging out by the grocery check out clerks, just waiting for small children to ‘play’ with?

This also explains why your child can go from playing happily at the playground to screaming bloody murder when someone else gets on the swing they’ve just vacated.

My children are not immune to being possessed from time to time. Obviously, they are usually little saintly darlings who would never ever behave inappropriately under any circumstances, and naturally, I am an excellent parent. Which is why I know that it is the devil’s fault when they misbehave.

Is My Child Possessed?

Here are some useful signs that your child is or has been possessed:

  • They freak out for no apparent reason;
  • unusually violent behavior;
  • screaming profanities (sometimes in other languages);
  • throwing food or toys that they would normally eat and/or play with;
  • levitating;
  • head spinning.

Please note that this is not a complete list of signs of possession. If your child becomes possessed for longer periods of time or is completely unmanageable, you may wish to consult with a local religious organization for possible steps to protect your child from possession.

I would like to suggest the following methods for coping with periodic demon possession in children. First and foremost, when your child is possessed, give them whatever they want to calm the angry demon inside. I repeat, WHATEVER THEY WANT. Secondly, go home and have a drink, preferably alcoholic.

Remember, your child’s behavior while they are possessed does not reflect on your parenting skills in any way. It is all the devil’s fault!

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5 thoughts on “How To Tell If Your Child is Possessed”

  1. I don’t know if this post is a joke or not. I am assuming it is. With the original article stating 6 signs of possession, I have to say, sounds like a joke. I can somewhat understand the first 4; but levitation and head spinning are highly unlikely. The child, or adult for that matter, is physically incapable of rotating the head 360 degrees. If anyone here does not believe in a higher power (God, Jesus Christ) or an evil being (Satan/Fallen angels, demons); have some respect and take your hatred elsewhere. Some of us are actually looking for real answers. Thank you

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  2. I am a mother of a 6 year old son of mine I truly love, and so show him, unconditional love, on a daily basis, so I have noticed I have the, worse moments when he present to in and out behavior from good to showing evil behavioral over and over, but all to back in the past of him growing me and his father separated and so he gets deported to his country buy in recalls of one letter stated if so send me a pic of my son so happily I did with not thinking of not thought of him maybe being this kind of person, so turns out never a letter again, so I took him to a psychiatrist and so diagnosed him with ADHD odd and med him but not participating not involved but hides and distance himself the off behaviors and tantrums so now onto therapy and so parenting that comes to the house to try to help but get it.

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  3. My husband and I put our 10wk old baby boy in the bath today -which he loves- right before he is bedtime. He hasn’t been feeling the greatest; I can tell by his diapers an his mild fussiness. He is a really easy and happy baby so for him to be fussy at all is out of character. Anyway, he wailed the whole time he was in the bath which was sooo weird! He was inconsolable! My husband wrapped him.in his towel and brought him to the living room where we have a space heater to dry him off/keep him warm for a few minutes after his bath. I dumped his little.tub and came.to help (he was still wailing) and he had peed and poo’d his towel. My husband was wiping up the pee off the floor and I held and rocked our precious infant. He was screaming! And I tried to feed him and for the first time ever, it wasn’t helping. I was surprised but just sat there trying. All of a sudden in his screams I distinctly heard “I hate you”. I IMMEDIATELY had goosebumps and I thought my heart stopped. It was so distinct I feel like I just went right into shock and I was welling up. I could not believe my ears. I know babies make different sounds but this was the freakiest thing I have ever heard and I am sooo disturbed that it came from my happy baby. I still feel so shook up that my husband had to put him to bed. What the heck, eh?

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  4. I am a single father. my wife was mysteriously found dead in the basement of my home a few years ago. detectives determined there were no foul play in their investigations. I was at work during the untimely death of my precious wife. the only ones in my home when my wife was found dead was my wife, and my 5 year old daughter. when I came home from work, I did my usual routine of announcing to my family I was home and tap danced on my living room floor for added entertainment. my daughter was usually the first one to greet me every day I did this routine. for some odd reason, she didn’t greet me that day and neither did my wife. there was no “daddy…you’re home” or “how was your day honey”. my home was completely quiet. it was like I parked my car in the wrong neighborhood and entered a stranger’s home. I took a look outside my kitchen window and noticed my wife’s car was parked outside. my wife always left me notes or text me if she was going out for the day. I figured she must be upstairs with my daughter playing a prank on me. I walked upstairs and check each room and my wife and child were not there. by the time I place one foot on the stairs to go back downstairs, I heard a loud scream. it was one of the most terrifying screams I have ever heard in my life. it was the voice of my daughter. I frantically find myself now chasing the scream downstairs, trying to find the voice in need. my daughter’s voice again appears, instructing me that she’s in the basement. I open the basement door and there’s total darkness. I hear a different voice now telling me….”she’s with us now”. I turn on the basement night and see my daughter on the basement floor hugging her mother and crying. I call out for my daughter and she’s non-responsive. I immediately pick my daughter up, and check my wife for vital signs. I’m nervous now, and my mind is crashing and burning from all the adrenaline filling my body. I am shaking and breathing hard. I am not getting any vital signs. right when I was about to scream, my daughter placed her hand over my mouth and says to me in her mother’s voice….”we’ll be back for your daughter later”.

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  5. My son is now 8 . My mom took him from me when he was 2 .He had never been sick until he got around her . My son was never. Violent or mean now he’s mad at me it breaks my heart because. I love him very much . My mom lies and was not a good mother to me I gave up my career as a clinician and relationship. With my sons father to move and deal with this I’m scared he’s being abused my son spanks himself and says he’s bad. The court refuses to listen to me my son is out of control I worry it could be possession because. We are both natural. Empaths. He’s insanely strong he hit me so I tried to give him a hug . I tried to bless him and he says there’s no Jesus in here just madusa?

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